Ogre Piss

1 can Monster energy drink
2 oz Everclear alcohol
1 dash butterscotch schnapps

Ice is not recommended, but the Monster and Everclear should be refrigerated before use. For best results, use standard-variety Monster, not other variations such as Khaos or Assault. Pour Monster into glass or cup, add Everclear and schnapps, and stir vigorously. (Do *not* shake; given the volume of carbonated beverage involved, this will only create a mess.) Enjoy.